At the dawning of time, a goose was born. Its golden plumes shone with the brilliance of one thousand suns — so vivid, so golden that all the creatures in all the land cowered in fear. Each gasp of wonder and sigh of veneration fueled the goose to ultimate power. Try as they might to prepare, not a beast or brave soul in his whole world could have been ready for the judgement days of the GOLDEN GOOSE.