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Editor: A number of International chip music artists are traipsing throughout Europe, chevy chase style for a series of gigs, most notably Blip Festival Europe. TCTD will be presenting tour diaries from selected artists over the next few days, enjoy!

Got to Copenhagen a day earlier than those other losers. Snorted all the coke, made the Danish sick of chip music and generally offended the entire town in one day. I take this ‘advance man’ shit srsly. Guess I’ll push the hooker out of bed, get a shower and go meet those guys at the airport, protesting my innocence as the TV News reports on my exploits. Yawn.